Monday, March 9, 2009

Racists.. WTF!!!!

it was wednesday, tuesday shift central time, I did my usual routines:

-go to station
-open computer
-open tools
-check time! (my log-in time is 5:00am manila time, it was only 4:30)
-leave note on station "NASA PANTRY NAGYOYOSI"
-go to pantry, smoke 2 sticks of cigarette
-go back to station, log-in!
-wait for the first customer..
-then wait.. wait.. wait..


after 5 minutes. My " wake-up you have a caller" avaya signal starts to beep!


"TOOOOT! XBOX LIVE!"

-opening spiel "thank you for calling blah blah blah.. may i have your'e blah blah blah

then from out of nowhere the customer blurted:

" Oh Fuck! another asian!

my reaction was:

".......... (this means silence if you know what i mean :) )

so i tried to be calm and asked the customer his first and last name..

"uhm yes sir this is mikey, before i could further assist you i may need to have youre first and last name"


customer: fuck you! asian! ill never give my name to a stupid asian.

(damn!)

i was like:

"well if that is the case, can you please provide me the issue?"


that customer replied:

"my issue right now is how can i kick youre asian ass"


and hell yeah.. there goes my temper..

Me: that is not my problem sir, how can i answer that? im stupid right? (sarcastic ^_^ )

Customer: yes you are stupid! and all of you asian people!

Me: uhmm ok.. well sir here is the thing.. if we (asian) are stupid then why the hell are you calling us for help?

"i heard a faint clapping sound made by my team mate richard"

Richards comment: tangina mo ha? yan napapala mo kupal kang customer ka! ^__^

Customer: ......... (again that means silence ^___^ )

Me: would there be anything else Sir?

Customer: ........... (another moment of silence, or maybe a sign of " oh shit i screwed" moment)

Me: well then, thank you for calling blah blah, im mikey, an ASIAN.. have a wonderfull day ^___^





notes: luckily this call is not surveyed by Quality Assurance.. ^__^

1 comment:

  1. If were to be the QA hands down ako sayo nun!!! 100 kpa! hahahaah.. mild pa yun pero GOOD JOB!!! haha that is the way to pacify morons like him he thought he knows better than you are, well he barked in the wrong freakin tree!!! galing mikey!! :)

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